acoustic-ink:

give me one of those hugs that turns into sex

(via laughcentre)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via laughcentre)

seragakisexual:

the-motherfuckingfox:

seragakisexual:

things that are harder than they should be

• telling your friends how much you like them
• telling your crushes how much you like them
• evening out your eyeliner

i like to think i’m a well rounded person because i’m pretty good at all three

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(via sugarskull-tiedye)